Rules of Life

1) Don't be fooled by the obvious
2)The world never runs out of stupidity
3) The truth hurts
4) Don't put yourself down. There are enough people around willing to do that for you.
5) Joking and "kidding" remarks are always based on the truth, they are the most revealing statements a person makes.
6) People desire the consequences of their behavior.
7) Never trust anybody completely but yourself
8) Listen casually to what people say, but watch closely what they do.
9) Nothing new is ever true; nothing true is ever new.
10) People treat you according to the way you behave.
11) Bureaucratic inefficiency creates jobs and job security.


this is posted on the wall of the classroom i work in at the hospital...and i think it's the best Rules list ever. =)